Cheap Weapons
Due to the actions of a practical joking programmer, Damanor’s logic circuits believe he is a pacifist. As a result, he is proud to announce the grand opening of:
Damanor’s Discount Weaponry
While supplies last, Damanor will be selling product on a first-come, first-serve basis at a cost of 13 power each. That’s right, he’s selling product at a loss to ensure everyone’s ability to annihilate each other.
DDW products have the following advantages:
(1) At 13 power, it is cheaper than manufacturing for most robots.
(2) DDW will sell to anyone with enough power, allowing robots with a power below 50 to purchase product.
(3) For those robots with an efficiency high enough to manufacture product at a cost of 10 power instead of 15, DDW allows you to obtain a second product on the same day for a small additional cost.
To order, just transfer 13 power to Damanor with the note “DDW Payment.” Your product will be delivered as soon as possible under the rules. (If you want to pick up at time of order and it would be legal, go ahead and run it through, raising Damanor’s power and efficiency and lowering the inventory.)
Limit one product per customer per day. If multiple robots place orders, priority goes to the one with lower liquid power, or lower efficiency if liquid power is the same. DDW products are 100% guaranteed and fully refundable.
Damanor’s Discount Weaponry
While supplies last, Damanor will be selling product on a first-come, first-serve basis at a cost of 13 power each. That’s right, he’s selling product at a loss to ensure everyone’s ability to annihilate each other.
DDW products have the following advantages:
(1) At 13 power, it is cheaper than manufacturing for most robots.
(2) DDW will sell to anyone with enough power, allowing robots with a power below 50 to purchase product.
(3) For those robots with an efficiency high enough to manufacture product at a cost of 10 power instead of 15, DDW allows you to obtain a second product on the same day for a small additional cost.
To order, just transfer 13 power to Damanor with the note “DDW Payment.” Your product will be delivered as soon as possible under the rules. (If you want to pick up at time of order and it would be legal, go ahead and run it through, raising Damanor’s power and efficiency and lowering the inventory.)
Limit one product per customer per day. If multiple robots place orders, priority goes to the one with lower liquid power, or lower efficiency if liquid power is the same. DDW products are 100% guaranteed and fully refundable.
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