Transfer Application

<Declaimer> Due to office general confusion, even if it does not seem, I AM E.lite. </Declaimer>

Even if earlier I've been tempted by the dark side of TTC (aka the Marketing Department), I think I'd better follow my real vocation: may I join the Sales Department? I'm greatly experienced in the field having sold popcorns&chips in cinemas and Magic cards to young satanists. I even sold full price a legless Barbie to my 3-year-old sister.
Thank for your attention.