Ascension Address
I had a dream last night. An octopus began to eat my brother’s liver as a hippopotamus made of cheese helped me sneak across the Canadian border and infiltrate a tangelo smuggling ring. This dream doesn’t even begin to describe the obscurities of this dynasty.
Having no theme wouldn’t be exactly what shall happen, but having a distinct one is not true either. The random, the obscure, the impossible shall be all it can be.
I proclaim myself to be the GRAND POOBAH instead of the Overloard. Muffins shall replace hordes and Stuff, shall replace brains. Years shall be in D.Q. (Despues de Quazie) instead of A.E. (Anno EquitisRegis).
I would like to point out that Muffins are walking talking and in all right animate objects. They can do everything that Muffins can do, and anything that muffins normally can’t. this is just there so people who like to live by any sort of logic don’t say that we can’t be muffins, which we can, and will be, for no other reason than I say so.
I shall immediately veto ‘A Victory for all seasons’, and ‘Jumping on the “I win” bandwagon’.
All rules but 1-10 and 99 now go poof (or are repealed for those of you who may not speak Quazie). So please before having them erased, make a copy for the Wiki, I thank you for your time. I would like to have a locations like thing, but not the way that one is worded, we'll work that out later.
Note that you should all be prepared for a dynasty filled with Stuff you wouldn’t normally expect. There are many a trick up my sleeve, but if you are at least this tall you may ride the ride, and experience what shall be forever known as the ascension of Blognomic’s first GRAND POOBAH – Quazie.
Please keep arms and legs inside the ride at all times, for we shall be making many and frequent trips out side of your normal reality. Thank you and enjoy your flight. There are exits here, there, and immediately to Kevan’s left at all times.
And whomever does the color coordination for this nomic, I’d like a nice darkish orange background, and maybe something off white for the other colors, all I know is that there must be a darkish orange background, from there do whatever looks best without being eye shattering, sure that would go with my ‘theme’, but heck I know I’m gonna be looking at this often enough that I don’t want my eyes to die.
Just to note albeit hypocritical, I think we need to change the rules a bit so that you can only win by achieving a victory condition set by the rules, although mine was similar ‘If there is a horde who holds their own allegiance while all other hordes hold the allegiance to another and can keep this state for a matter of a few days they win’, basically if the mouse can survive in a world of cats, he wins, that’s how I saw it at least. It would have been possible for someone to thwart my win condition if they tried and with Bens help, all they had to do was move Heiwa. Oh well, let the fun begin.
Having no theme wouldn’t be exactly what shall happen, but having a distinct one is not true either. The random, the obscure, the impossible shall be all it can be.
I proclaim myself to be the GRAND POOBAH instead of the Overloard. Muffins shall replace hordes and Stuff, shall replace brains. Years shall be in D.Q. (Despues de Quazie) instead of A.E. (Anno EquitisRegis).
I would like to point out that Muffins are walking talking and in all right animate objects. They can do everything that Muffins can do, and anything that muffins normally can’t. this is just there so people who like to live by any sort of logic don’t say that we can’t be muffins, which we can, and will be, for no other reason than I say so.
I shall immediately veto ‘A Victory for all seasons’, and ‘Jumping on the “I win” bandwagon’.
All rules but 1-10 and 99 now go poof (or are repealed for those of you who may not speak Quazie). So please before having them erased, make a copy for the Wiki, I thank you for your time. I would like to have a locations like thing, but not the way that one is worded, we'll work that out later.
Note that you should all be prepared for a dynasty filled with Stuff you wouldn’t normally expect. There are many a trick up my sleeve, but if you are at least this tall you may ride the ride, and experience what shall be forever known as the ascension of Blognomic’s first GRAND POOBAH – Quazie.
Please keep arms and legs inside the ride at all times, for we shall be making many and frequent trips out side of your normal reality. Thank you and enjoy your flight. There are exits here, there, and immediately to Kevan’s left at all times.
And whomever does the color coordination for this nomic, I’d like a nice darkish orange background, and maybe something off white for the other colors, all I know is that there must be a darkish orange background, from there do whatever looks best without being eye shattering, sure that would go with my ‘theme’, but heck I know I’m gonna be looking at this often enough that I don’t want my eyes to die.
Just to note albeit hypocritical, I think we need to change the rules a bit so that you can only win by achieving a victory condition set by the rules, although mine was similar ‘If there is a horde who holds their own allegiance while all other hordes hold the allegiance to another and can keep this state for a matter of a few days they win’, basically if the mouse can survive in a world of cats, he wins, that’s how I saw it at least. It would have been possible for someone to thwart my win condition if they tried and with Bens help, all they had to do was move Heiwa. Oh well, let the fun begin.
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