Paradoxical Observation

Well. We have just created a paradox. Does that mean the blog comes to an end.

A player’s Audience will always be an integer greater than zero. If the total Audience of all players would exceed 5000 at any time, all players’ Audience will be reduced equally until the total is again less than or equal to 5000.

So, My audience value must be >0

Each player has an Audience representing how many spectators are concentrating their attention solely on them at any given time. A player’s approval rating is equal to their HatsOn? times their Enjoyability (rounded down). Both Audience and Enjoyability are tracked in the GNDT.

so my audience value must be 0 (Sincemy hatson is 0 and my enjoyability is undefined)

What happens now?