Battle: Elazar vs Squirrel

The Method: well, I thought it was about time somebody played Go to get results, so I downloaded a simple 9x9 Go game and played against the AI. Now, I'm terrible at Go, so I played six games, with the net scores as the scores for battle, adjusted by combat stats. (Only lost 5 out of 6.) I alternated between challenger (Elazar) and challenged (Squirrel).

Round One: Just because you're blind doesn't mean you can't hit, as Squirrel proves by smashing right through Elazar's defenses. (-21 to 2)

Round Two: Elazar's dynamo fists provide a severe shock to Squirrel's chest. Lightning crackles across the arena. (-15 to -20; I told you I was terrible at Go.)

Round Three: With a wink of sightless Chameleon eyes (do they change color with what you wear?) Squirrel performs the legendary Kamehameha attack, which Elazar almost, but not quite, ignores. The hit gets through. (-38 to -23; you thought I was bad before...)

Squirrel is victorious! +10 Life Force, +1 Int to Squirrel because Att and Def are lower.