Surgical Modification: Tactical Primate
It is said that if you take an infinite number of monkeys and give them an infinite number of typewriters, they will eventually create the complete works of Shakespear.
Now You can have that kind of processing power available, with the new Tactical Primate, coming soon from Damanor Modifications.
Tactical Primate
Features: Mounted on your right or left shoulder, the Tactical Primate locates your opponent's vulnerabilities, allowing you to hit them where it hurts - every time! Bred for war, each Tactical Primate applies its military genius to every form of conflict, ranging in scale from Go to Global Thermonuclear War, and can face any combat situation, whether a battle in the boardroom or simply battling boredom.
A Tactical Primate also has great sex appeal - how often does someone ask, "Is that a monkey in your jacket or are you just happy to see me?"*
So order your Tactical Primate today, simply by making the appropriate mark in the comments section!
*Please note that playing Go against your Tactical Primate is not a good way to attract members of the opposite sex, because you will lose.
In practical game terms, the Tactical Primate's ability to strategically dominate opponents adds +1 to your Attack score.
Yes, I want to outfight my enemies at every opportunity! Give me a Tactical Primate at once!
I want to be outsmarted by my opponents who have Tactical Primates.
Now You can have that kind of processing power available, with the new Tactical Primate, coming soon from Damanor Modifications.
Tactical Primate
Features: Mounted on your right or left shoulder, the Tactical Primate locates your opponent's vulnerabilities, allowing you to hit them where it hurts - every time! Bred for war, each Tactical Primate applies its military genius to every form of conflict, ranging in scale from Go to Global Thermonuclear War, and can face any combat situation, whether a battle in the boardroom or simply battling boredom.
A Tactical Primate also has great sex appeal - how often does someone ask, "Is that a monkey in your jacket or are you just happy to see me?"*
So order your Tactical Primate today, simply by making the appropriate mark in the comments section!
*Please note that playing Go against your Tactical Primate is not a good way to attract members of the opposite sex, because you will lose.
In practical game terms, the Tactical Primate's ability to strategically dominate opponents adds +1 to your Attack score.


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