Request to become Prime Minister

Are you tired of the conspiracies inherent in the modern right wing? Are you angry that your life is secretly controlled by the Illuminati, the Stonecutters, and the Microsoft corporation? Of course you are. Elect Simon, the Speaker of the New Democratic Party, as your Prime Minister. He's not afraid to take on these secret special interest groups and deny them funding. And he likes kittens. I'm not saying that if you're against Simon, you're against kittens and democracy, but I mean come on! Kittens! Also, Simon kind of looks like a young Ed Broadbent with hair.

I'm Simon, and I approve of this message.

12-8 Request Timed Out and automatically Granted, as Prime Minister didn't have enough Confidence to Deny it.