Ascension Address

RULES OF THE BEACH:

1. Lifeguard not on duty. Enter the water at your own risk.
2. Replace "Muffin" with "Gremmie", "GRAND POOBAH" with "King of the Beach", "Stuffs" with "Props", "Year" with "Aeon", and "A.E. (Anno EquitisRegis)" with "AA (Aeon of Awesomeness)".
3. No whiners. If someone splashes you, splash 'em back.
4. Repeal rules 11 through 25.
5. If someone else calls a wave, don't steal it. Unless you're better than them.
6. jkqrlvilsvkja jhwvfdsjkladnckerb dfibonrbk slvnasdj kvhewb kirndfsvmab a dsfasddd (There's graffiti all over this rule. You can't read it.)
7. For all your surfing and swimwear needs, come to Simon's First Dynasty and Surf Shop, located right behind you on the boardwalk.

Well, that's about it. Welcome to BlogNomic Beach.