Glarsh Is It!

A Glarsh vending machine has now been installed in a spare corner of the lab - all Specimens have been given enough loose change to help themselves to cans of the stuff (bright orange label with "Glarsh!" in thick green italics), until such a time as it runs out, or is destroyed for reasons of safety.

Specimens should note that Glarsh has been engineered in such a way that using it outside of comments to this rule will have no effect.