Ascension Address

Once again you foil my nefarious schemes. I will no longer tolerate this! But even, combining your abilities wasn't powerful enough to stop me. Even now, I have a plan in the works that will put an end to you and your meddling ways. A plan so sinister, so divinely evil in every way that it will certainly bring about the beginning of my reign of terror. I will finally achieve my goals. And all shall tremble before my splendor and evil genius.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Welcome to the 13th Dynasty of Blognomic. By 'evil' proclamation repeal rules 12 to 29 and replace 'The Man' with 'Super Villain', 'Person' with 'Hero', and 'Status' with 'Power'.