Proposal: Experiment: Forced Metabolism
Apologies if this isn't scientifically accurate or feasible. I never took biology in high school; I just want to kick this elemental contest into high gear.
On September 15th, an experimental metabolism-enhancing aerosol product will be introduced to the petri dish. This product will cause every inert Strain to have their Size divided by 2 and will drop their population to 1. Meanwhile, every non-inert Strain in the dish will be forced to breathe, whether they have done so that day or not. Science personnel are reminded that the safety masks are not meant for use as makeshift baseball gloves. Thank you and good day. - Mgmt.
Failed 6 - 4 by Truman Capote; +2 for him, - 3 for Simon
On September 15th, an experimental metabolism-enhancing aerosol product will be introduced to the petri dish. This product will cause every inert Strain to have their Size divided by 2 and will drop their population to 1. Meanwhile, every non-inert Strain in the dish will be forced to breathe, whether they have done so that day or not. Science personnel are reminded that the safety masks are not meant for use as makeshift baseball gloves. Thank you and good day. - Mgmt.
Failed 6 - 4 by Truman Capote; +2 for him, - 3 for Simon
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