History Chews

History Chews! The new delicious fruit-flavoured* snack from the Simon-Simon family. All your favourite shapes, like perennial leader Kevan, infamous totalitarian Anthony, and the GNDT!

Seriously tho, I just wanted to let everyone know that I updated the histories in the wiki. We're still missing complete histories for Kevan III, Joranj I, Keitalia I, Satyr Eyes I, Cayvie II, and Brendan I. That's a potential 120 Thalers to anyone who wants to comb through the old Dynasties. I'm currently working on a history for the first Meta-Dynastic Interlude because it fascinates me, after which I'll probably throw something together for Chronos's dynasty. If only real-world history had been kept in blog format, then I could've been one of those insufferable professors at some big-name university, with a pair of spectacles to leer at the firstyears with. "And do you know why I gave you six percent on your essay?"

But enough about me - let's discuss what a GNDT-shaped fruit snack would look like get back to the game. Hey, John Stepford, your sister died giving birth to our new daughter Julia. Can we bury my old copy of Die Hard with her? I think she requested that in her will somewhere...

Update: The Hat Meta-Dynasty is now available for your consideration.