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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Spouse Sale

"Will she accept my proposal?", "Is this dowry big enough?", "Does he even know I exist?"

No more! The Stepford Family takes the hassle out of marriage - if you have the dowry, we have the spouse! We will bring a comely young bride or groom, desperate for marriage, directly from our homeland to you. Let us know your particular requirements by posting in the public square or by messenger, and with a dowry of 55 Thalers your marriage will be performed on the spot by our resident Priest. Don't wait, your biological clock is ticking, so inquire today!*

*(Some restrictions apply. Stepford will not break current marriage laws. Dowry price is subject to change and is non-refundable. Orders are taken on a first come, first serve basis which are processed as fast as possible, but please allow up to 10 years for delivery of your spouse.)