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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Town Gossip

You may see your neighbors regularly in church, but don't be fooled - you'll find plenty of scandalous behavior among the families if you keep your eyes and ears open. Bitter old John Stepford, who was left at the altar by Morag McGeddon for a man 30 years her junior, has some stories to tell if you buy him an drink. The juiciest news this year:

Young Julia Simon-Simon has made indecent proposals to her presumed groom to be, Bob Moto. Perhaps at age 10, she doesn't know what proper lady-like behavior is? To be sure, her aunt Sylvia certainly didn't provide a good role model.

Of course the Motos are quite a story in themselves. Despite Sister Sally Moto's vows, she is unnaturally close with Bob Moto. If they have a love child it may well be the antichrist.

Maybe I'll post town gossip regularly to provide a summary of the affairs I spot in the GNDT. I'm just a busybody, I guess.