Tentative Powers, Professional Organization of English Majors

The Illuminatus who controls Organization Professional Organization of English Majors may reward (to a maximum of 5 influence points per day) any Illuminatus that, in an official blognomic post, demonstrate exceptional use of one or more of the following devices:

- Simile/Metaphor
- Alliteration
- Parallelism
- Epithet

This list of devices may be expanded in the comments to this post (Tentative Powers, Professional Organization of English Majors), only if the Illuminatus Rex feels inclined to add them.

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