Proposal: Teh

create a new rule entitled "Categorical Imperatives" in which:

There are certain tenets that all zombies hold dear and sacred. They keep these tenets engraved on stone monuments that are prominently displayed in all the zombie courthouses. Currently the monuments read:

1. I <3 David Hume.
2. Foetuses are portable.
3. Cheese is awesome.

5-11. Cannot be enacted without cov. Failed by Smith, 22nd of Dec. -3 to Aaron.