Ascention address.

Friends, Fellow conspiritors, I bring you sad tidings. Earlier today, a group of UFOs had attacked our bases around the world and destroyed the Orbital Mind Control Laser network. I have recived reports that other Illuminati around the world have suffered simular damages. We must rebuild our bases, launch new OMCLs and forge alliances with other Illuminai to combat this new threat. Then we can ruthlessly backstab each other.

Signed,
Rodney.