A message from your soon to be fired CEO

As it appears your District Manager is going to replace me, I'm going to fire, hire, and steal your life savings to finance my flight to a small Caribbean island.

The following promotions and reassignations have occured:

- Kevan has been promoted from the Research Department into the Admin Department and it is now missing a Department head.
- ChinDoGu has been promoted from the Research Department into the Admin Department.
- Kevan has been reassgined back to the Research Department but is no longer the head of it as he must claim it back.
- I am reassigning myself into the Research Department and since the post is empty, I'm now the head.

If anyone has any problem with these actions I remind them:

The CEO is always the Department Head of Admin, and no Teamsperson may join Admin without the authorization of the CEO.

The CEO may change any Teamsperson's Department to Admin, or may change the Department of any Teamsperson belonging to Admin to another Department. These actions are referred to as Promotions and Reassignations, respectively, and must be accompanied by memos explaining the reasoning behind each of them.