New Player: Simon (the illegal immigrant, it seems)

I know, and I've unidled Aaron as well. I had a free moment so I did it, technically illegal but there you go.

Aaron, Simon: we're in a period of haitus at the moment, so you can't do anything until 1:54:23pm Tuesday afternoon, whereupon play will recommence. Until then, put your feet up; looks this this company's gone into liquidation, so open a beer and choose which laptop you're going to nick.